Saturday, September 4, 2010

it's my party

Here it is, bleeps (stole that from a friend). 30. It's here. I am 30 today.

I'm feeling moved to write an existential post about my life journey and who I am today blah blah blah. But that's boring and I still haven't had my caffeine (it may be my birthday, but my body apparently doesn't know that). Like, I woke up with a headache today. What the crap is up with that? Is this a sign I'm old? And doesn't my head know it's supposed to be happy today? No? Lame.

Instead, things that have made me laugh this week:

Lynnette: "I can't find my chap stick. I guess I'll have to use lip gloss. But lip gloss is for fancy time!"


but of course it does


I discovered how to look up what search phrases drive people to my blog. My faves?

Nancy Botwin is a slut
This girl needs some chocolate
Preschool song "do what i'm doing, follow follow me"

My conclusion? We live in a strange world, my friend.


My tweeps wished me a happy birthday last night:

And thaaaaaat's how I likes it. 



freak somebody out and waste millions of dollars making a crap film about it



snort


kids these days


Also: go check out this post by Papoe: Thirty is most certainly dirty, and fabulous.

20 comments mean you love me:

Liz said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I think the iPod/tape is my fave!

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thanks, Liz!

I know right? I feel like the tape. :D

Elizabeth said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Oh, happy birthday!

Paul and Kerry said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Happy Birthday! I turned 40 this year. I did the boring, reflective post. But I am 10 whole years older than you. 30s are good. really good.

Also, I took French in HS. We BEGGED our teacher to teach us a swear word in Francais. And Merde it was...

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Elizabeth- thanks!

Paul and Kerry- thank you! happy 40 to you. :) I am so excited for my thirties! I took French in college (and of course abroad) and my teacher, who was French, always said the most effective way to cuss in French was in English. because it's not as pretty.

Ali said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

How on earth do you look up the search phrases? That seems to me to sound like endless hours of laughter and fun.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

google analytics!

Boonie S said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Happy birthday to you.

All the best, Boonie

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thank you, Boonie!

heather said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

happy 30th! just had mine a couple weeks ago. only my friends are evil and made me take shots then drink beer and wine. other than the hangover after my birthday, 30 has been awesome. hope it goes as well for you!! (minus the hangover)

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thanks, Heather! I stuck to beer, but still overdid it with the food and drink. :D

meredithblumoff said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

jess may have won your birthday, but you love me more. so it's cool.

also? my sister called me 'merde' for years before i figured out what it meant. by then? it was too funny to be pissed off.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

snort! oh yeah. and you two are my fave twitter couple!

and your sister? sounds brilliant!

alonewithcats said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Wait. You love Mer more?

I guess it makes sense. She's so damn lovable. Twitter wifeys 4-life!

P.S. Because I won your 30th birthday, it seems only fair to let you win mine. It's in October.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Jess- I never *said* I loved Mer more. I just didn't confirm or deny. I love all my kids equally. :) but yeah, she really, really is.

I do?? I win the birthday!! wooooot!

Elle said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Happy, happy Birthday!! Welcome to 30's!

Suniverse said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Happy BIRTHDAY!!!!!

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thanks, Elle and Sun!!

Eman said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

happy happity! (late... sorry!)

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thanks, Eman!

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