This Week at Sprocket Ink

It's Sunday and I'm just getting around to wrapping up the week. That's how much I fail today. I was sitting here, rueing my headache and feeling cranky beyond cranky, reading blogs and I suddenly remembered (!), oh yeah. I didn't write that post. I fail.

Anyway, here are my posts at Sprocket Ink LAST week:

Survey Says: Pretty People are More Selfish

New Extreme Sport: Naked Fishing

Thanks for reading.

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Nothing but fluff from me this week. I know I usually write about more serious fare, but for some reason (maybe my snot addled brain), I took on entertainment. I know. Who am I?

Just go with it.

This week, go read:

10 Celebs Who Just Need to Go Away Already
Celebs and pseudo celebs who top my list of most annoying annoyers who annoy me and who must go away now by any means necessary

Why Must Hollywood Ruin Everything?
Dirty Dancing remake? Somebody should have left this baby in the corner.

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All sorts of snark and awe (get it? shock and awe? womp womp) this week over at Sprocket Ink. What can I say? Nothing but the best for you, my lovely minions.

Now go read, slaves!

Free Birth Control For All? Piece of Cake.
Official guidelines will force nearly all health insurance plans to fully cover the cost of birth control, but the mandate makes an exception for religious organizations...

As If Childbirth & The Bar Exam Aren’t Hard Enough Already
Pregnant woman goes into labor while taking the bar, finishes the test, then gives birth. See also: rock star.

Me love you long time!

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What a whirlwind week! *whew*

I tackled some doozies this week at Sprocket Ink, lemmetellya.

Zees veek, go read:

The Parent of a Mass Murderer
Father of the man accused in the Norway attacks says he wishes his son committed suicide. I wonder what that must be like.

Spanx at the Gym? Pshaw!
NOW you too can look skinny while you sweat your disgusting pounds away. Don't worry if you're not perfect and can't look like all those better people ...

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This was a fun week for me this week at Sprocket Ink. Wow, that sentence rhymed way too much to be deemed cool. Anywayyyyyy, hope you enjoy reading these articles as much as I enjoyed writing them!

This week, go read:

Nazi Singers Go Lib. Also: Pigs Fly.
Prussian Blue, the Nazi-themed pop band that created a media frenzy in the mid-2000s, have outgrown their White Nationalist phase and changed their tune to saccharine singsong. You read that right.


If Lesbians Can’t Hold Hands in San Fran, Where Can They?
Lesbian couple is kicked out of a San Francisco art museum for holding hands. I guess bigoted douchebags can live everywhere.

Thanks for reading! I love your comments like I love wearing nothing but sexy heels and eating ice cream (at the same time)!

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I've got some serious and some funny for you this week at Sprocket Ink. I promise you won't be disappointed. And if you are, tough titties. Pretend you like it anyway.

This week, go read:

Remembering Betty Ford
Breast cancer survivor, recovered addict, champion of women's rights, and former first lady Betty Ford, a real spitfire, has passed away at age 93.

North Dakota Might Not Be a State. No, Really.
The Brontosaurus isn't a real dinosaur. Pluto isn't a planet. And now North Dakota might not really be a state. Excuse me while my whole world collapses ...

Thanks for being awesome readers and commenting on the SI site! Me love you long time!

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I had a really fun week this week at Sprocket Ink! I just never get tired of writing about stupidity.

So! Go read:

Fox News Hacked, Hackers Prove Lame
Hackers tweeted from a Fox News Twitter account. It's either the most lame or most distasteful hack in history.

I Wish I Could Fit In Your Suitcase
Chica tries to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase. Shawshank this ain't.

Thanks for reading! I love your comments!

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ACK! I can't beleive I forgot to tell you what I wrote last week at Sprocket Ink. It's a holiday weekend, so I get some forgiveness right? Awesome. You guys rock lobster.

Now go read:

I Heart Minnesota?
As New York votes in gay marriage, Minnesota introduces ballot to ban it. I say we can make Minnesota gay friendly. Hey, crazier things have happened...

America is Stupid, Reason #347
Fox News once again dominates the cable news rankings. I throw up from my very judgey soapbox.

As always, thanks so much for reading! We love your comments on the site!

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I had fun this week at Sprocket Ink. No hard hitting posts,  but maybe I can make you laugh a bit.

This week, go read:

New York IS Gay Marriage, Honey
As the New York Senate is stuck on the gay marriage vote, I had kinda assumed it was legal all along.

Cage Match: Saggy Pants vs Grape Smugglers
So yeah. A dude was kicked off a plane for wearing saggy pants. But wait until you see what kind of clothes US Airways does allow on their planes. You'll have to see it to believe it.

As always, thanks for reading and please comment on the site!

Dude. I totally fail this week. But please forgive me; it's been a hard week. I'll explain later when I have the energy.

Anywayyy, here's what I wrote this week at Sprocket Ink:

OPINION: Social Media, You Debauchery Enabler You
Weiner is not the first debaucherous politician, but he's certainly the first to get exposed on Twitter. My opinion on social media and politics.


John Edwards is Doing it Wrong
John Edwards' mug shots are released. No man, no matter how plastic, should look this happy in the slammer.

Thanks for reading!

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This week at Sprocket Ink, I took on some doozies, lemmetellya.

This week, go read:

Sarah Palin, Meet Paul Revere
Sarah Palin clearly ditched fourth grade. And I pick on her for it. Nyah Nyah.

Psychic Says It, So It Must Be So
A Psychic reported a mass grave of 30 bodies in Texas. Police fall all over themselves hoping it's true.

Thanks for reading! If you leave comments over there, I promise to be your best friend!

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Once again, I bring you some delicious words over at Sprocket Ink. Don't lie. You know you love it.

This week, go read:

A Poppy for My Pop
This Memorial Day, I remember the sacrifice my father and his fallen friends made overseas.

Feminine Products: Marketed by Penises
Have a happy period? Only when Midol comes with Prozac.

Thanks for reading! Please leave comments of the site and I'll be your best friend.

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Awesome week this week at Sprocket Ink and aren't you glad to get in on the fun?

I've got a split for you this time 'round, one post sad and the other feisty. Because I'm a giver like that.

Go read:

Missouri Blows Away, Death Toll Rises
Joplin, Missouri was devastated Sunday by a massive tornado and more cities are still on high alert. Plus: ways you can help.

The Great Genderless Baby
Baby Storm's gender is a secret, which is obviously equal to war and famine and disease.

Thanks for reading, kiddos! Please give Sprocket Ink some love and leave me comments on the articles. I'll love you long time if you doooooo.

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Exciting things abound this week! And since I'm sworn to secrecy about one, I'll just have to tell you that Sprocket Ink got a new look and feel this week! Very sexy sexy. See that new badge on the right? That's just a little tease. After you go read my articles, poke around the site a bit.

But first! Go read:

Trump Abdicates the White House
Trump announces he's not, in fact, running for President after all. Americans respond: NO DUH.

Too Fat to Fly
Southwest Airlines told a weight loss blogger she was too fat to fly. Yes, seriously.

As always, I'm begging you to leave comments! PLEASE? 

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It was a busy, busy week at Sprocket Ink and I have three posts for you to read. I know. It said it was busy, okay? Ahem.

Anyway, this week, go read:

Keep Toking, Get Life in Prison
Fourth marijuana conviction gets Slidell man life in prison. His cell will be next to Manson’s. Just kidding.

Arizona Takes Racism to the Supreme Court
Arizona takes controversial immigration law to Supreme Court, takes its place in history alongside a long line of racists. And I go off on a rant to beat all rants.

Obama to Push New Muslim Outreach
President Obama is planning to renew Muslim outreach to appeal to the Muslim world after the death of Osama bin Laden. I'm pleased.

Thanks for reading, as always! Please please please be a pip and leave some comments and if you feel like helping me out and sharing on Facebook or retweeting or liking on Stumble, I won't hate it.

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I'm sick. *cough cough* Blame it on going going going plus one coworker whom I love but gave me her cold.

But have no fear! I still wrote two posts for you (just you!) this week at Sprocket Ink.

Go read (and don't dawdle, now):

The Tweet Heard Round the World
Misquoting Dr. Martin Luther King Jr will always make you look stupid.

Planned Parenthood, How I Love Thee
I go deep under cover into the Planned Parenthood and come out a happy clam.

Happy reading! As always, please please please comment and like and retweet and digg and stumble! MUAH!

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I've been busy, busy but I still found time to knock out two posts at Sprocket Ink. What can I say? I make it happen. My move is Saturday, so wish me luck! AHHHHH!

In the meantime, go read:


Baby Tramps Today. Prostitutes Tomorrow.
LZ Granderson wrote: Parents, don’t dress your girls like tramps. I respond.


9/11 Health Bill is Total Crap. That's Putting it Lightly.
New 9/11 health bill requires responders and survivors to prove they’re not terrorists before they can receive medical care. Seriously.

As always, muchas gracias for reading! Please help me out with your comments and likes and tweets and stumbles and diggs!

Next time you see me, I'll either be dead from this move or will have survived. EEEEE!

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Another week, another dollar. Or something like that.

Well I have the juiciness again for you this week. From crazypants to more crazypants. What can I say? I love the crazypants.

This week, go read:

Jesse Jackson Jr, Representative of Crazy Town
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. blames iPad for unemployment. I stand amused.


Chubby Models Will Make Women Fat?
Italian researchers warn banning size zero models from the catwalk could worsen the obesity epidemic. I gag. Literally.

As always, thanks for reading! Please leave comments and retweet and like and digg and stumble. Me love you long time!

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One more week at Sprocket Ink! And it was a doozy, believe you me.

 This week, go read:

Blood Banks Say No Thanks to Gay Cancer
British health officials announce that homosexual men will soon be allowed to give blood and I realize it's still 1989.


Obama: Eat My Fiscal Policy and Like It
The president calls for $4 trillion in cuts. Republicans bristle. This girl swoons.

Selling Your Baby to a Child Molester=FAIL
A couple from Indiana tried to sell their newborn baby to a child molester. For $300.

As always, I love comments and likes and tweets and stumbles. Me love you long time!

This Week at Sprocket Ink

Another week of witty and snarky and uber opinionated posts over a Sprocket Ink! Try to contain your excitement. I know it's hard.

This week, go read:

Sluts March, Take Over the World
In the first ever SlutWalk, sluts marched on downtown Toronto to protest sexual assault stereotypes.

Did You Hear? The Gays Can Cause Tsunamis! Cool!
Cindy Jacobs claims gays caused the Japanese Earthquake & Tsunami. I didn't realize gay was a superpower!

Romney is Mormon. So What?
Mitt Romney has been quiet about his Mormon faith. Should we care?

As always, I love comments and likes and shares and diggs and stumbles! Thank you!