I have weird dreams when I have a fever. In fact, there are a few dreams that I always have had when I have a fever, ever since I was little. I always know when I have a fever because I have a certain set of dreams.
People get paper thin. And a steamroller rumbles through my childhood home. Every time.
Then there are the more bizarre, hallucinogenic type dreams. When I was a kid, I was sick with bronchitis and had a 104 fever. I dreamed my dad was trying to kill me. THAT wasn't reality (and made my poor father feel awful). That was a fever dream.
Last night, I dreamt I met a man who looked like Cillian Murphy in a parking lot playing a piano. Then when he leaned in to kiss me, his face distorted and he turned into a flesh eating zombie and tried to eat my face. That was a fever dream.
This morning, my fever broke. My cold migrated from my throat to my head. And I decided I was on the mend.
Then I had a meeting this afternoon. It went well, then I decided to wander around a nearby mall. Maybe buy a new book. I rarely venture into malls anymore. I'm not opposed per se, but the good shopping isn't necessarily in a mall and I don't often have a need to go into one.
As I wandered through this mall, it felt surreal. Bizarre. There were stores I didn't even know existed anymore. Which was...weird. But mostly, I felt like I was floating through the mall. Wandering past the endless stores. Trying to keep my sense of direction in the indoor corridors which all look the same. Bizarre. Like a dream sequence in a bad eighties horror flick.
Wasn't sure if the mall experience was truly that odd or if the fuzz in my head had clouded everything into a haze. Or if my fever had returned.
Turns out? I have a fever.
And with that, I give you THE sexiest song ever performed.
Peggy Lee is the inimitable songstress. My dance troupe did a number to this song years ago, but it still comes back to me. Never before have I felt sexier dancing.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
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Ohhhh....honey.....sounds like younger still sick! No fun!!! Never, I repeat never go to a mall sick. U will pass out. In fact I am surprised you didn't! I would have for sure!! Get some rest, drink lots of fluid, take some Aleve and NyQuil. Text me in the morning if your better!;)
thanks, doc! I will. :D
I love your phone sex voice! And that song? Probably one of the sexiest ever....
doesn't it remind you of Friends? sticky shoes. my sticky sticky shoes. hee!
and right? remember that number that Lynn choreographed? so hot!
this is one of my all-time favorite songs -- i actually performed it for years as an audition song, though never anywhere near as wonderfully as the majestic Ms. Lee.
so glad you're feeling better!
aaaand now I've gotten worse again. sucks.
Oooh. I hate the delirious fever state. I hope you feel better soon.
thanks, darlin! every time I think I'm getting better, I get worse again. boo.
SOunds like you need to stay in bed! till you get over it.
Now that will be $180.
For my visit. hee hee
thanks, doc. but I think my copay is more like $20. nice try though.
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