I have no idea what will happen in the future. Maybe I'll do seasonal mastheads or maybe I'll change them as my mood changes or maybe I'll keep this one forever.
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Pedestrians, look, learn the rules mmmk?
If you're old and can't walk so good, get someone to help you maybe. But if you're struggling across the cross walk, I'm not gonna run you over! You just keep plodding along. You'll make it.
But if you're 15 and walking through the intersection like you own the world and time waits clearly waits for teenagers and maybe you're laughing and my light turns green before you're even halfway through? I will hit you. And I will enjoy it.
The world needs less teens anyway.
I'd probably be given a humanitarian commendation for doing the world such a service.
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People have been asking me about buying my photos. Here's the dealio. I DO sell my photos! On redbubble. I have a bunch of prints available in different formats and sizes. And if you have seen a photo of mine you want and it's not available? Let me know and I'll make it so. I'm magic like that.
If you're nervous about this site, ask my two best customers Melkaay and Melaenis. I think there must be something about the name Mel, but I'm sure they'd be happy to assuage any fears.
Happy buying!
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Speaking of buying, I still have that leetle Etsy shop going on. I'm doing a little spring cleaning, if you will. I have tons of stock I'd like to move out so I can make new and exciting pieces. Not to mention, Jeté and I still need to raise about $1400 from her cancer care debt.
So for the month of March, I'll be offering free shipping*. Just use coupon code: SPRINGCLEAN
Jeté and I thank you!
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There is this corner of my bathroom where spiders just love to set up shop. I have no idea why because I always maim them and then leave their little spider entrails smeared on the wall as a warning to other trespassing spiders.
YE BE WARNED!
But now I'm starting to think that my bathroom is like New York City and that little corner is prime real estate. I think young spiders wait for the one before to kick it so they can move in. I mean, I'll be honest. It's got a great view.
Or maybe it's a spider gang initiation thing. See how long you can sit in the corner before the evil lady kills you. If you live, you're in the gang. Well, I can't support gang activity in my home. So I'm really helping spider society by executing the worst and most dangerous. Not that I support the death penalty. I just support killing spiders. Not that spiders don't have their place in the world. They just don't belong in my bathroom. Or in gangs.
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No. Just no. So wrong. And yet? I'm strangely happy.
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down with spider gangs
Clean-up action: Spider gang? So that makes you one of the untouchables yes? Cool! I am all for spider gang clean-up though I just orchestrate it, as in I point and cat pounces. Very efficient.
Definitely too many teenyboppers around... so it is at least worth 15 points per hit. Not that I am keeping count or anything.
Damn teenagers! And those spider gangs? Probably teenage spiders! Get off my lawn! Wait....what?
I once left a dead spider on the inside of the front door (it was all curled up and pretty small once dead) for over a month to warn the others that dared come in. Once I removed it guess what happened? A huge scary monster found its way over the door and in! Still makes me shiver.
I'm looking for something to go over the bed in my new place...I'll have to take a look at your photos!
I'm all for down with teenagers and up with the masthead.
Shit. Does that make sense?
Lauren- YEAH!
Nush- oh I do keep count. believe it. ;)
Bets- yeah! get off my lawn, you spider hooligans!
Hutch- sounds like a good idea to me. those spiders need to learn. and yay!
KLZ- that so makes sense. we should make protest signs.
Please tell me the ET thing is a joke. Please?
yes the ET thing is a joke. I was fooled at first but the footage from all the different films is a giveaway.
There was a parody for a sequel to Titanic. It's pretty funny. You can find it on YouTube. It's worth a watch.
Interestingly, I'm fifteen and I laughed out loud at that.
And yes, the world definitely needs less acne factories who can't bother to keep their ass on a brisk walk at the pedestrian crossing. It annoys me too, mostly because I'm a "the road is deserted but the lights aren't GREEN yet so I'm not going to cross" kind of person.
Colleen- I'll check it out. thanks!
Lemons- that's hilarious. you're like I was. I didn't like teenagers when I *was* a teenager.
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