I have no idea what will happen in the future. Maybe I'll do seasonal mastheads or maybe I'll change them as my mood changes or maybe I'll keep this one forever.
Pedestrians, look, learn the rules mmmk?
If you're old and can't walk so good, get someone to help you maybe. But if you're struggling across the cross walk, I'm not gonna run you over! You just keep plodding along. You'll make it.
But if you're 15 and walking through the intersection like you own the world and time waits clearly waits for teenagers and maybe you're laughing and my light turns green before you're even halfway through? I will hit you. And I will enjoy it.
The world needs less teens anyway.
I'd probably be given a humanitarian commendation for doing the world such a service.
People have been asking me about buying my photos. Here's the dealio. I DO sell my photos! On redbubble. I have a bunch of prints available in different formats and sizes. And if you have seen a photo of mine you want and it's not available? Let me know and I'll make it so. I'm magic like that.
If you're nervous about this site, ask my two best customers Melkaay and Melaenis. I think there must be something about the name Mel, but I'm sure they'd be happy to assuage any fears.
Speaking of buying, I still have that leetle Etsy shop going on. I'm doing a little spring cleaning, if you will. I have tons of stock I'd like to move out so I can make new and exciting pieces. Not to mention, Jeté and I still need to raise about $1400 from her cancer care debt.
So for the month of March, I'll be offering free shipping*. Just use coupon code: SPRINGCLEAN
Jeté and I thank you!
There is this corner of my bathroom where spiders just love to set up shop. I have no idea why because I always maim them and then leave their little spider entrails smeared on the wall as a warning to other trespassing spiders.
YE BE WARNED!
But now I'm starting to think that my bathroom is like New York City and that little corner is prime real estate. I think young spiders wait for the one before to kick it so they can move in. I mean, I'll be honest. It's got a great view.
Or maybe it's a spider gang initiation thing. See how long you can sit in the corner before the evil lady kills you. If you live, you're in the gang. Well, I can't support gang activity in my home. So I'm really helping spider society by executing the worst and most dangerous. Not that I support the death penalty. I just support killing spiders. Not that spiders don't have their place in the world. They just don't belong in my bathroom. Or in gangs.
No. Just no. So wrong. And yet? I'm strangely happy.
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