Monday, July 19, 2010

The Road

The three day drive from So Cal to Portland was an insane one. Full of all sorts of crazy stories of endless roads, cheap hotels, crying cats, weird noises inside and outside the car, douchebag drivers, and even some interesting people along the way.

Highlights include:

Hobbes peeing in his crate on a towel and Jete, being so offended by the smell, crying mournfully, so much so that we thought it was her. Knowing she is a persnickity cat, we pulled over to figure it out, and discovered it was Hobbes, Hobbes who was perfectly happy to lay in his own pee. Right there is the difference between boys and girls.

In n Out. 'Nuf said.

Spending my life saving on gas. Which is extraordinarily expensive in Central California. Guess you have to pay extra to pump in that cow-scented air.

Picking hotels specifically with pools, knowing it would be buttfuckhot and not getting to swim in either.

Jete getting fed up and crying the last leg of the trip. The last 5 fucking hours. No wonder it was the only day we kept on schedule.

Sleeping each night the deepest I've slept in a long time. Driving is exhausting.

Lots of laughter. Lots of music.

And this:


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my good god, lady. that? was stunning. <3

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thanks, dear!

leymilne said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Oooooh HELLS YES that was fantastic! And you're way hotter than that Lohan mom ;)

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were you doing the Funky Chicken??

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

haha! thanks, Ley!

no funky chicken here. that was my stripper dance. duh.

KLZ said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Dude, there is no way strippers are having that much fun.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

and they make money! I have that much fun for FREE! wait, that makes me sad for me. :)

Eman said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Totally Brilliant with those moves man... jealous over here!

cheers.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

you should be jealous. that's professional grade stripping right there.

SoccerMom said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

That was awesome. SOunds like your trip was a hoot too.

Cross country driving with pets suck!

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

thankyouverymuch! and totally! if I make that trip again, it will be sans cats.

alonewithcats said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

The credits were *almost* as good as the dancing. Almost.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Tanks! I do my best.

Poppy said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I can't believe this has been just sitting here for 5 days and I haven't seen it yet. I could watch this 100 times. I think I will.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

ahHAHA! watch away, my friend. I realize it's hard to resist.

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