Tuesday, July 27, 2010

It's forbidden!

You know how in Beauty and the Beast, how the minute Belle knows that the West Wing is forbidden, she immediately wants nothing more than to find out why? To go there?


Forbidden fruit, my friends, forbidden fruit.

Well, there is a forbidden room in my house. At least, it's forbidden to my cats. It's my roommates' room. It's just a room. Nothin' special. There's a bed. Some clothes. A lamp. 

But because that room is forbidden, my cats want nothing more in the whole world (including dinner, which they like, A LOT) that to go in that room. It's irresistible. They can't help themselves. 

They have to see what's in that room. They must see what's in that room. 

It's driving them mad.

But I am here to tell you, kitties, nothing good can come from forbidden places. Just ask Belle. 


Do you want to end up in the snow being chased by wolves? Do you? DO YOU? And when I have to save your asses and get attacked by the wolves, will you nurse me back to health? No. No you will not. Because you are fucking cats. 

Does anyone else think Belle is totally the hottest Disney princess? She's so bookish and feisty. Plus she always has the hair falling in her face. It's so sexy, I love that. 

12 comments mean you love me:

Sarah P said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I was just thinking about this scene recently.

Word on the hotness.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

we're like psychic twins! weird.

Nichole said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Belle is smokin' hot -- brains and beauty!
Poor kitties. Maybe you could let them peak...just to assuage their curiosity? ;)

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

that's a good idea. they keep trying to sneak in.

Sandra said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Dunno...I kind of have a girl crush on Aurora from Sleeping Beauty...actually it's her dress that I like.
Your cats should get together with my cats, and they could all roll around on my kid's bedspread, and then there can be enough cat hair to make a pillow!
You're hilarious!

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

which dress? the peasanty one or the princessy one? because I *loved* the peasanty one as a kid and tried to recreate it by wearing lots of skirts. didn't work.

hell, I could make a bed with all that cat hair!

and thanks!! thanks for reading!

we hate you. love, us said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour bonjour bonjour!!! There goes the baker with his tray like always...

That is officially stuck in my head now. She's totally the hottest disney princess.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

...the same old bread and rolls to sell. every morning just the same since the morning that we came...

and now it's in mind too. :D

soccermom said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I freakin hate those forbidden places.

So I just go anyways!

Always a rule breaker.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I knew there was a reason I liked you

laboriousliving said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

All cats are pure evil. *shudders*

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

um. I'm sorry you feel that way, but I beg to differ. my cats are not evil.

they are retarded and high maintenance. but not evil.

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