Forbidden fruit, my friends, forbidden fruit.
Well, there is a forbidden room in my house. At least, it's forbidden to my cats. It's my roommates' room. It's just a room. Nothin' special. There's a bed. Some clothes. A lamp.
But because that room is forbidden, my cats want nothing more in the whole world (including dinner, which they like, A LOT) that to go in that room. It's irresistible. They can't help themselves.
They have to see what's in that room. They must see what's in that room.
It's driving them mad.
But I am here to tell you, kitties, nothing good can come from forbidden places. Just ask Belle.
But I am here to tell you, kitties, nothing good can come from forbidden places. Just ask Belle.
Do you want to end up in the snow being chased by wolves? Do you? DO YOU? And when I have to save your asses and get attacked by the wolves, will you nurse me back to health? No. No you will not. Because you are fucking cats.
Does anyone else think Belle is totally the hottest Disney princess? She's so bookish and feisty. Plus she always has the hair falling in her face. It's so sexy, I love that.
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I was just thinking about this scene recently.
Word on the hotness.
we're like psychic twins! weird.
Belle is smokin' hot -- brains and beauty!
Poor kitties. Maybe you could let them peak...just to assuage their curiosity? ;)
that's a good idea. they keep trying to sneak in.
Dunno...I kind of have a girl crush on Aurora from Sleeping Beauty...actually it's her dress that I like.
Your cats should get together with my cats, and they could all roll around on my kid's bedspread, and then there can be enough cat hair to make a pillow!
You're hilarious!
which dress? the peasanty one or the princessy one? because I *loved* the peasanty one as a kid and tried to recreate it by wearing lots of skirts. didn't work.
hell, I could make a bed with all that cat hair!
and thanks!! thanks for reading!
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour bonjour bonjour!!! There goes the baker with his tray like always...
That is officially stuck in my head now. She's totally the hottest disney princess.
...the same old bread and rolls to sell. every morning just the same since the morning that we came...
and now it's in mind too. :D
I freakin hate those forbidden places.
So I just go anyways!
Always a rule breaker.
I knew there was a reason I liked you
um. I'm sorry you feel that way, but I beg to differ. my cats are not evil.
they are retarded and high maintenance. but not evil.
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