Monday, July 19, 2010

a packing story

Scene: my storage unit in Southern California. It's roughly 1,000 degrees centigrade and I have left my best friend and father to continue shoving my worldly belongings into the 10 x 10 space while I fetch electrolytes so we all don't die.

My father is packing a clear plastic tub in which three brightly wrapped condoms (which I've forgotten to remove) are clearly visible.

He mutters to himself: I hope she wasn't planning on using those after they've been in storage.

He turns around, notices my best friend behind him and says: Please don't tell her I said that.

So of course she did.

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Sherri said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Ha!! Too funny....and why do they wrap those things in SUCH BRIGHT COLORS? I guess it's so they are visible when you need them, but also makes them extra visible to people who don't need to see them...

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

right?!?

Lynnette said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Good times, good times, although that is the closest to embarrassed I've ever seen your dad.

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

right? my poor father.

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alonewithcats said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Aww, best friends always tell you when your dad has found your sex stash. Duh, Dad!

andygirl said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Right? He totes doesn't get girls at all.

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