Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Random Thoughts of a Crazy Lady

Random Thoughts are BACK! Did you miss my rambling brilliant brain? I know you did. But don't worry, punkins, I'm here for you.


I'm all moved in to my new casa. And can I just tell you? Moving is a motherfucking bitch. I have moved...hold on...let me count...yeah I don't even know how many times. Too many. Too damn many. Maybe I'm just nomadic. Maybe it's because I lived my first 18 years (excluding the first couple of months) in the same ramshackle house.

Either way, I move. A lot.

And it sucketh. I will spare you the madness of the day, the unexpected hiccups, the annoyingness. But I will say that my friends are the bestest of the bestest and showed up wearing bells (or something) and saved the day and moved my ass! Seriously. I have awesome friends.

Anyway, I'm all moved in and because I worked hard all weekend, I didn't take as much care of myself as I normally would or even intended to. I got insanely dehydrated and piling that on top of normal moving soreness, I felt insanely shitty last night. Bad Andy.

But I've been guzzling water and electrolyetes for a day and a half and I'm just starting to feel better.

BUT! I love my new place and my new roomies and the cats aren't quite so sure, but I know they'll come around.


It is big pimpin' time! I've haven't pimped friends' blogs in a long time, which is entirely too lazy and/or selfish of me. So hopefully I can redeem myself a little karmically today.

Both these bloggers are real life friends and so I get a little extra special thrill pimping them out.

Firstly, you must must must go read my friend Coco at Coco McKown Photography. Coco is an insanely amazing photographer in Southern California (tell your friends!), but she's also one of the funniest ladies I have ever known. Ever. Ev-er. I even wrote a post about her once which I won't link to because I'm feeling lazy to go search for it. Just know that half the movie quotes I put on here are just for her.

The second is actually someone ya'll here on the blog also know, at least if you've been reading for quite a while, buuuuut, I don't think I'll tell you who. Because it's much too delicious to make you figure it out. Anyvajazzle, Aaron at Hiking as Homotopy writes an entirely too smart (seriously, some of it goes over my head and I'm freaking brilliant.) blog in which he flays up his life and foibles and observations in an incredibly honest and raw way. Methinks you will likey.

Pimped. Out.


So I don't want to talk about work because I do want to keep my job and I don't think it's appropriate to discuss the details of my professional environment. Ya dig?

But I will say this: If you fill out forms, some of the information just might be important. Therefore, you might want to consider using neat handwriting. Like, if it's an illegible number in your address, that might not be the end of the world. But, if it's something important like, say, your social security number, and someone has to read that shit, you don't want that messed up!

And look, I get it. I have awful handwriting. I have the handwriting of the terrorist pirate on death row. But on forms, at least with the important info, I try my best to write neatly.

Because that crap is important.


It's such a shame that no one uses adverbs anymore. And I catch myself doing it to, using an adjective to describe a verb. But that is wrong! Wrong.


This is magiaclly delicious (even with the copious misspellings) and oh so not safe for work:

7 comments mean you love me:

J said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

The amount of randomness in this post is simply awesome!

I'll make this short, so glad your moved in, sorry moving sucks and you got dehydrated, I completely what you mean about the handwriting, and I'm not even sure I know what an adverb is anymore.

Now, I'm off to check out the pimped blogs! Have a great Tuesday at your new job!

Ms. Salti said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Loverly post! Love the random. A girl after my own heart!

Congrats on the move. I've only moved twice in my life and it blows. Can't imagine doing it often!

Coco said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

You pimped me out! AIEE! ::air kisses::

And you know I get all the movie quotes... right? :)

Nush said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Yay for random post! Great that the move is over and done with. It is always a pain when moving but a great feeling when done.

In regards to lousy handwriting... yeah unfortunately I am one of those. I blame the use of 'puters. I used to have a half-decent handwriting but now it resembles an illegible scrawl. Am out of practice.

Suniverse said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

So glad you got moved in o.k.! Now you can relax.


Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I don't always leave a comment (mostly because you get so many it takes me too long to get to the end and I get tired lol) but I wanted you to know I FUCKING loved this!!!!

congrats on the move and hugs to the kitties and to you!

alonewithcats said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Sometimes I have to rein myself in when it comes to adverbs because I heart them so much.

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