Girls who are hot to me.
This post should hopefully in some way make up for the posts about sex and vibrators and babies and gynecologists and my uterus for my poor, scared male readers. Hot chicks. Dudes dig that shit, right?
I'm going to spend a nanosecond on my sexuality for a second and then move on, mmmmk? My friends know I don't like labels for this kind of thing. Everyone exists on some kind of scale. So I don't label; it's too restrictive. Very few women actually "do it" for me. I've dated women before, but I'm more interested in men. There has to be a rare combination of intrigue, attractiveness, and brilliance that is hard to describe for me to be attracted to the female of the species.
But I'll def kick back with the boys and check out the hotties. Good times. Good times.
On that note, here are some famousy ladies who I wouldn't kick outta bed:
If you didn't see Bend It Like Beckham, you were clearly born after 2002 or were maybe doing hard drugs at the time. I have had a monster crush on Parminder since then. She is HOT. Sporty. And that British accent is irresistible.
Yeah, she's like the "it" girl now, but I've had a crush on this little lady for ever. Do I want to be her or just make out with her? Not sure.
I haven't seen Rebecca in anything other than Vikki Christina Barcelona, but she was totally intriguing and gorgeous in that. Love her. She's so earthy.
Loved Jayma since Heroes. Now that she's on Glee, I'm done for. Jayma is adorable on by her little lonesome, but her character Emma? ADORABLE. Two words: Bambie eyes. 'Nuf said.
Zoe Saldana is kickass and I've had the crush since Center Stage (dancer girls, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout). And she's all famous now because of Star Trek, but I've always thought she was hotness. Girl is spicy.
Two scenes: Charlie's Angles "ooooooh Baracuda." And Kill Bill Volume One, the sword fight in the snow. Hot hot hot.
Christina Hendricks as Joan Holloway
Clearly I've saved the best for last. It's hard to believe this is a real woman. And I'm less crushing on Christina Hendricks herself as much as her character Joan on Mad Men. Joan is HACHAHA HOT. She is brilliant and gorgeous and shazam. I'll admit, I'm a little intimidated by her incredibly huge boobs though. I'm like a ten year old boy in comparison. Hrm, maybe she'd like that.
Who are your chick crushes?