I'm sick. *cough cough* Blame it on going going going plus one coworker whom I love but gave me her cold.
Go read (and don't dawdle, now):
The Tweet Heard Round the World
Misquoting Dr. Martin Luther King Jr will always make you look stupid.
Planned Parenthood, How I Love Thee
I go deep under cover into the Planned Parenthood and come out a happy clam.
Happy reading! As always, please please please comment and like and retweet and digg and stumble! MUAH!
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