Okay, so maybe I'm not in the mood yet for a song we can all swoon over. So shoot me. Listening to those syrupy sweet songs, I just want to provide some commentary, be the voice of reason.
no, no it's not like that. she doesn't love you. just give it up already. it's not gonna happen.
So, I did bring you the lovely vocal stylings of one Miss Jenny Owen Youngs. This chick is pure awesome sauce and this song is total salve to my wounds. Not that this is how I'm feeling per se, but it makes me laugh and cry all at the same time. The frankness of this song is just too good for words. Sometimes you just need someone to tell it like it is.
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