Friday, July 8, 2011

This Week at Sprocket Ink

I had a really fun week this week at Sprocket Ink! I just never get tired of writing about stupidity.

So! Go read:

Fox News Hacked, Hackers Prove Lame
Hackers tweeted from a Fox News Twitter account. It's either the most lame or most distasteful hack in history.

I Wish I Could Fit In Your Suitcase
Chica tries to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase. Shawshank this ain't.

Thanks for reading! I love your comments!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Getting into Hot Pants

Bet you're all wondering what's up with Mr. Hot Pants.

In short? He's incredible. I don't think he possibly knows how much. But this dude makes me so effervescently happy, I can't even describe. Totally happy.

AND? You know how I'm a lifelong insomniac? I sleep better with him in my bed than I do alone. How awesome slash crazy is that? He's like my own just slightly addictive sleep aid. Can't beat that.

He upset me for the first time a few weeks ago, and it's not even important why, but I share this for two reasons. One, because it was a bit of a relief to know he can do that. Like, you know that tension when someone is too good to be true? It feels good to let a little of the tension out. Second, he felt so badly about it that it was too freaking adorable. His face just made me melt. How was I to resist? The minute I saw his puppy-sad face, I lost any bit of upset I had left.

On the other hand, he handles my insanity quite well. Twice now I know I've acted like a complete banshee to him and he's just taken it in stride.

Once, when he took me (aka made me) play disc golf for the first time (first time for me, I mean) and from the depths of my soul came this terrified little kid who got made fun of for sucking at kickball (or any other playground sport) and I started crying. Like a crazy person. And the more I tried to stop, the worse it got. But he was kind and patient and I didn't die or humiliate myself (sort of).

Then this last weekend, I had a low blood sugar moment, which I don't think he'd experienced yet because I'm usually pretty good at keeping my feedings regular. But I could feel the cranky washing over me and there was nothing I could do to stop it until I got sugar, sweet sweet sugar, pumping through my veins again. And you know? He didn't freak out at all. I think he must have wondered where this insane woman came from and would she please go soon? One assumes.

What's also awesome is that though we do have a lot in common, we also have differences and I think it makes a nice balance.

As I told my 13 year old friend just the other day, the important thing I've learned when it comes to dating is to both be picky and realistic. You can't have an amalgam of the perfect dream guy. You can't pick and choose all the best things you want and wait and wait for some Frankenstein monster of a lover to come along. So you figure out the most important things you want and wait for those and you sort of let all the other shit go. Everybody's gonna have their own things and it's okay if you don't like all of it or enjoy all of it. You appreciate the best parts and then those best parts maybe even make you like the little things too. I truly believe that.

Anyway.

It's all official and shit, even on the facebook, which was quite the hit with all my friends. I don't know if it's because it's been years since I've put a relationship on the facecrack or because all my friends were waiting with baited breath for me to be in a relationship. Either way, it's all awesomeness.

Did I mention I'm happy?

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Quit writing so you can keep writing

Today I am so honored to be guest posting over at The Red Dress Club. Really, so honored.

I'm writing about writing. How much better does it get than that?

Please go check out my post and I'd truly appreciate your comments over there.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Tattoo tease no more

I'm back, bitches! Did ya miss me?

I thought that for my first post back I'd share some exciting news. Just this past Saturday I finally got my panties out of my twat and got my fourth tattoo!


It's not even what I planned nor is it original artwork. My bestie Lynnette found this art and thought it seemed so me and I fell in love with it instantly and knew I just had to have it.

It's feminine and whimsical but also a little sassy and creative. I'm so happy to have it. It's just so me.


Now, I must say that it hurt like hell. People lied to me when I got my first tat and said it wouldn't hurt. It did. Like a motheruckingbitch. But it's worth it.

This time, the shoulder was THE WORST and I even had a little woozy, low blood sugar, almost pass out/barf moment. I didn't pass out or barf, but it was pretty embarrassing. But two juice boxes and ice packs on my neck later, I felt great and finished it up like a champ.

And see that little star on my neck? I also had the guy touch that up so it's actually a black star again. If you're thinking about getting a neck tat, I highly recommend it. It's been the easiest spot I've ever tattooed.

Speaking of my tattoo artist, I'm am loving Adorn East (in Portland of course) and I saw Ulyss, who I really, really liked. You can see his work is super awesome, but he was also super friendly and kind and totally listened to me and what I wanted. Just what you want in an artist. Plus he was so nice about my little woozy moment. It was a great experience and I fully expect to go back to Adorn for my next tat. 

Sunday, July 3, 2011

This Week at Sprocket Ink

ACK! I can't beleive I forgot to tell you what I wrote last week at Sprocket Ink. It's a holiday weekend, so I get some forgiveness right? Awesome. You guys rock lobster.

Now go read:

I Heart Minnesota?
As New York votes in gay marriage, Minnesota introduces ballot to ban it. I say we can make Minnesota gay friendly. Hey, crazier things have happened...

America is Stupid, Reason #347
Fox News once again dominates the cable news rankings. I throw up from my very judgey soapbox.

As always, thanks so much for reading! We love your comments on the site!

Friday, June 24, 2011

This Week at Sprocket Ink

I had fun this week at Sprocket Ink. No hard hitting posts,  but maybe I can make you laugh a bit.

This week, go read:

New York IS Gay Marriage, Honey
As the New York Senate is stuck on the gay marriage vote, I had kinda assumed it was legal all along.

Cage Match: Saggy Pants vs Grape Smugglers
So yeah. A dude was kicked off a plane for wearing saggy pants. But wait until you see what kind of clothes US Airways does allow on their planes. You'll have to see it to believe it.

As always, thanks for reading and please comment on the site!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Dude. I totally fail this week. But please forgive me; it's been a hard week. I'll explain later when I have the energy.

Anywayyy, here's what I wrote this week at Sprocket Ink:

OPINION: Social Media, You Debauchery Enabler You
Weiner is not the first debaucherous politician, but he's certainly the first to get exposed on Twitter. My opinion on social media and politics.


John Edwards is Doing it Wrong
John Edwards' mug shots are released. No man, no matter how plastic, should look this happy in the slammer.

Thanks for reading!
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